sheasylvia said:
If I ever pull anything remotely resembling this crap, please cancel my Facebook account immediately and put me in a padded room somewhere.
(via stfumarrieds)
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I concur. this makes me want to vom.
Melinda sucks.
muahahhahahaha this is so terrible. i will never, ever do this. i hate status updates in general basically.
oh god. I hate when people do this, especially about their significant other, because then, I’m just laying in bed, all alone, with my Brian (from Family Guy) stuffed animal and way too many pillows; Constantly (every, 5 minutes or so) being reminded that there are idiots like her out there with someone to snuggle up with at night… where does that leave me?!
