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alexa marie.

woman. 21. single.
charm city, maryland.
pink. green. brown.
sarcastic. loud. easy-going.
artsy. fun-loving. colorful.
rock. pop. classic.
half deaf. all ears.

I plan on going back to school to
Howard Community College to
get a certificate in Graphic Design

Until then,
I'm just dicking around.

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14 March 09
hershapeinthedoorway:

allthingsalishan:

aliexplainsitall:

sheasylvia said:

If I ever pull anything remotely resembling this crap, please cancel my Facebook account immediately and put me in a padded room somewhere.

(via stfumarrieds)
……….
I concur. this makes me want to vom.

Melinda sucks.

muahahhahahaha this is so terrible. i will never, ever do this. i hate status updates in general basically.

oh god. I hate when people do this, especially about their significant other, because then, I’m just laying in bed, all alone, with my Brian (from Family Guy) stuffed animal and way too many pillows; Constantly (every, 5 minutes or so) being reminded that there are idiots like her out there with someone to snuggle up with at night… where does that leave me?!

hershapeinthedoorway:

allthingsalishan:

aliexplainsitall:

sheasylvia said:

If I ever pull anything remotely resembling this crap, please cancel my Facebook account immediately and put me in a padded room somewhere.

(via stfumarrieds)

……….

I concur. this makes me want to vom.

Melinda sucks.

muahahhahahaha this is so terrible. i will never, ever do this. i hate status updates in general basically.

oh god. I hate when people do this, especially about their significant other, because then, I’m just laying in bed, all alone, with my Brian (from Family Guy) stuffed animal and way too many pillows; Constantly (every, 5 minutes or so) being reminded that there are idiots like her out there with someone to snuggle up with at night… where does that leave me?!

Reblogged: hershapeinthedoorway

  1. bewildered reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    jesus, woman. get your own identity.
  2. ferrydust reblogged this from forever-insatiable
  3. monsterpants reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Uggggggh, I hope that my facebook never ever ever looks like this.
  4. heyymamawolf reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    MELT MY BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. avon reblogged this from hershapeinthedoorway and added:
    oh god. I hate when people do this, especially about their significant other, because then, I’m just laying in bed, all...
  6. hershapeinthedoorway reblogged this from allthingsalishan and added:
    muahahhahahaha this is so terrible. i will never, ever do this. i hate status updates in general basically.
  7. cadyheron reblogged this from aliexplainsitall
  8. aimee-b-loved reblogged this from sheasylvia and added:
    Love makes you “retarded,” figuratively speaking. I’m pretty sure...chick is retarded
  9. readysetblog reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    ————————————— I also concur. I’m all about the love…but yikes.
  10. nicolemalena reblogged this from forever-insatiable and added:
    Hahahahahahaha fucking haha. I have people on my Facebook friends who update their statuses to cheesy shit like this....
  11. forever-insatiable reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    Good thing I haven’t eaten anything yet today. Wow.
  12. yellowfeversf reblogged this from allthingsalishan and added:
    i just puked. everywhere.
  13. allthingsalishan reblogged this from aliexplainsitall
  14. aliexplainsitall reblogged this from sheasylvia and added:
    sheasylvia said:
  15. sheasylvia reblogged this from stfumarrieds
  16. keithcarsonisronaldstanton reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    yessss I submitted this (and got incredibly annoyed reading all her inane messages!)
  17. leeshiebean reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    OMG I know them!
  18. saykeju-munyit reblogged this from stfumarrieds
  19. leblake reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    If you are not following stfumarrieds, you should start. Hilarious.
  20. victorianholiday reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Someone please end my life if I ever post something remotely similar on facebook. (Whether in a relationship or...
  21. fleurinc reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    I absolutely died when I got to the fetus part…Hello, OVERSHARE!
  22. thiswontlastlong reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, man. I’m trying really hard not to keep reblogging these. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok. I’m done.
  23. stfumarrieds posted this
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