08.03.14
20daysofjune:

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM

20daysofjune:

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM

08.03.14

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

08.03.14
axetemptation:

The most common aromas that women find tempting are BBQ, berries, chocolate brownies, cucumber, flowers, nacho cheese, and the ocean.

axetemptation:

The most common aromas that women find tempting are BBQ, berries, chocolate brownies, cucumber, flowers, nacho cheese, and the ocean.

08.03.14

rich ppl think things are funny!

08.03.14
08.03.14

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

08.01.14
gypsylolita:

Crystal Visions

gypsylolita:

Crystal Visions

08.01.14
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07.31.14
07.31.14

Anonymous said: If you could choose between having infinite pairs of boobs to motorboat or infinite amounts of bootys to shake, which would you choose

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

You know I can’t choose. Don’t try and do this.

07.31.14

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

07.31.14

thekeevster:

Reblogging fo’ myself

07.29.14

Elizabeth Taylor in BUtterfield 8 (1960)

07.29.14